Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
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You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
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Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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