If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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