Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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