my vag is so smooth its legendary
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
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a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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