32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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