Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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