you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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