If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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