And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
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did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
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I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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