I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
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I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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