oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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