"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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