I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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