I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
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I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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