I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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