ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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