You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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