So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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