Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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