On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
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Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
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