I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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