Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
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Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
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Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
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I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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