He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
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Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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