my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
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