I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
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As shirtless as possible
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Is that strawberry winking at me??
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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