if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Just high enough for therapy.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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