I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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