is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
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Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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