Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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