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• (541): View more from Oregon

  so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party

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• (631): View more from New York

  did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.

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• (631): View more from New York

  I ate you ate to the whole david gray album

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush

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