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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?

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  I'll teach you how to wipe better

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Dude she let me cum on her face

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  You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning

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• (407): View more from Florida

  All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.

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  Go her

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  I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?

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• (801): View more from Utah

  When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.

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