Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
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Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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