so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
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there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
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Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush