i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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