Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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