just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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