Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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