Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
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Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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