3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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