Me too!
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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