No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
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we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Holy shit dude........stairs
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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