just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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