He is such a slut. More and more my type.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
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Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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