Someone shit on the floor
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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