Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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