Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
This is the prime rib incident all over again
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
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