Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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