One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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