Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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