And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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