I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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