she woke up with a sticky ear
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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