i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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