Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
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I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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