Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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