Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
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