Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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