Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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