Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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