I want to stick my p in your. b.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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